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Miracle Healing Crusade

by Moider Mother

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1.
Glass Brick, Stream Swollen 00:50
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2.
Darksided 02:36
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She's not a Christian She's darksided x2 I don't want this It's tainted x2 God Warrior x4 She's not a Christian She's darksided x2 Gargoyles Psychics x2 God Warrior x4
3.
Brick in a Stocking 02:49
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Oh, I am, so keyed up Like a surprise party And it feels, it feels, it feels just like Christmas eve And I’ve been, I’ve been, I’ve been So very sweet and good And it feels It feels, it feels, just like Christmas eve Mother Oh Mother I’ve got a brick I’ve got a brick in a stocking Mother Dear mother I’ve got a brick I’ve got a brick in a stocking So, lets go On a bus To Victoria park It’s so nice Up in the hills, Where we can have some afternoon tea And then we'll go For a walk Down the path With the trees all around It’s so nice Up in the hills After we’ve had some afternoon tea Mother Oh Mother I’ve got a brick I’ve got a brick in a stocking Mother Sweet mother I’ve got a brick I’ve got a brick in a stocking So let's go for a nice little stroll Lets go have a nice cup of tea Lets go have some nice little sandwiches Lets go Mother I’ve got a brick I’ve got a brick! I’ve got a brick in stocking Mother Sweet Mother I’ve got a brick I’ve got a brick in stocking Mother I’ve got a brick I’ve got a brick! I’ve got a brick in stocking Mother Dear Mother I’ve got a brick I’ve got a brick! I’ve got a brick in stocking
4.
Influencer Scum 01:16
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Fuck your fucking tan & yr little mutant dog Fuck your ugly bags & yr Mercedes-Benz I can see the filters, are you fucking kidding me Fake ass & yr face is a fucking parody Having a big cry cos some dudes stole yr shit Took your ugly bags & yr Mercedes-Benz We have no sympathy, you’re all wretched rotten cunts Toxic to the core & talentless little runts Influencer scuuuuuuum Influencer scum! Influencer scuuuuuuum Influencer scum!
5.
King of the Incels 03:53
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You tell the boys to stand up tall You tell the boys to clean their room x4 King of the incels You’re the x4 And how does that make you feel x3 Does it make you Feel Good? x2 Your daughter loves the lion diet x4 Your daughter loves the all beef diet x4 Queen of the incels She’s the x4 And how does that make you feel? x3 Does it make you Feel Good? x2 She loves to eat - meat! x4 Does it make you feel good? Feel good! x8
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Birds Aren't Read 03:47
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Bill Gates microchips in my head 5 G’s gunna make us dead x2 Birds aren’t real x4 Moon landing was so fake Lizards are gunna bake you x2 Covid’s just the flu x4 Jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams Flat earth & Pepe memes x2 New world order x4 Blue pill ain’t the manosphere Chemtrails are drawing near x2 Birds aren’t real x4 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It’s fucking bullshit! It’s fucking bullshit! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Implosion 02:36
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We’re going on a trip today We’re gunna see Titanic x2 I made my kid come along & told him not to panic x2 Half a million dollars sitting in a can! x4 Step son went to Blink 182 because he’s such a fan! x4 We’re going on a trip today We’re gunna see Titanic x2 I made my kid come along & told him not to panic x2 Your money couldn’t save you when your submarine went scrunch x4 But fuck the refugees right? It’s such a sucker punch x4 A thousand hairy billionaires sitting down to lunch Gobble gobble munch munch crunch crunch crunch x4
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Swollen 03:25
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Mulled over Suck some shit you poser Don’t act big When you’re small You fucking monster Argh!! FUCK!! I don’t get it What’s your fucking problem Get out of your head And fix the fucking modem Argh!! FUCK!! How tall will your pile grow While your mind grows slow Lost in useless thoughts Of what she said to you Argh!! FUCK!! Vague concepts lost in translation Romanticised or fake emotion Are you upset? Or just spoon fed sadness Argh!! FUCK!!
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Molested by a Jehovah 04:45
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We come together in the name of the Lord today I’m gunna heal you all in my magnificent special way I’ve got a gift I wanna share with my congregation I know how to save your souls from damnation God is good if you’ll just get down on your knees to pray Let him come inside you in his magnificent special way Get down on your knees and repent my congregation Let’s spread his word across this holy blessed nation Dear God Touch me Dear God Yes, kneel for God, and give up for his glory x2 For your neck complaints and your back complaints and all that ever ails you x2 God loves the little children x2 Come unto me my children x2 I’ll fill you up with the Lord with the Lord x2 Dear God Touch me Dear God The holy spirit It’s coming It’s coming in me Oh I can feel it It's comingggggg Here comes the Lord Here comes the Lord *Speaking in tongues* TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT! *Speaking in tongues* The Lord, The Lord, The Lord, The Lord, The Lord, The Lord....
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Sugoi Sugoi 03:53
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Murakami x2 Junji Ito x2 Yukio Mishima x2 Sakamoto x2 Murakami - Sugoi sugoi! x2 Junji Ito - Sugoi sugoi! x2 Yukio Mishima - Sugoi sugoi! x2 Sakamoto - Sugoi Sugoi! x2 Satoshi Kon x2 Suehiro Maruo x2 Hayashida x2 Tsukamoto x2 Satoshi Kon - Sugoi sugoi! x2 Suehiro Maruo - Sugoi sugoi! x2 Hayashida - Sugoi sugoi! x2 Tsukamoto - Sugoi sugoi! x2 Murakami - Junji Ito - Yukio Mishima - Sakamoto - Satoshi Kon - Suehiro Maruo - Hayashida - Tsukamoto SUGOI SUGOI! SUGOI SUGOI! (many times)
11.
El Cadaver Incompleto 04:41
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I’ll throw you down a well I’ll drag your soul to hell I’ll garrotte you in a shop I’ll feed you til you pop I’ll sew you into a dead horse I’ll shoot you with no remorse I’ll flay your skin with a rusty razor I’ll kill you slowly with a laser I’ll burn you alive inside a bear I’ll fry you in an electric chair I’ll fling you off a deck I’ll hang you by the neck I’ll sacrifice you to a Japanese kaiden I’ll shove you in an iron maiden I’ll biff you in a shark tank I’ll hand you off to Frank (Come to daddy!) All the ways to murder you Gives me something fun to do x4 I’ll run you down and just leave smears I’ll chop your head off with some shears I’ll drive a lawnmower over you I’ll boil you up in a tasty stew I’ll take a knife & slit your throat I’ll drown you in a dirty moat I’ll mash your bones into some jello I’ll turn your corpse into a cello I’ll shred you with a bone claw I’ll gut you with a chainsaw I’ll push you in a mincer to grind I’ll explode your head with my mind I’ll invite you to the dead zone I’ll slice you with a jawbone I’ll lure you into a fridge to freeze I’ll cover you with deadly bees (Oh no not the bees!) All the ways to murder you Gives me something fun to do x4 I’ll tear you apart for your adrenal glands I’ll rip your spine out with my hands I’ll stab you in the head I’ll trap you in a sun bed I'll tie you to a tree in a forest fire I’ll string you up with piano wire I’ll bury you in a pet cemetery I’ll slaughter you in January I’ll hack you to bits with an axe I’ll embalm you alive in wax I’ll strangle you in a creepy store I’ll crush you in a garage door I’ll bash your brains in with a bat I’ll feed your gizzards to my cat I’ll smash you with a rock I’ll put your head in a box (Aww what’s in the booox?!) All the ways to murder you Gives me something fun to do x4 Gives me something fun to do! x6
12.
Poludnica 03:44
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She won’t come In the night She will come In the day Leaves are swirling Sun is high She is spawning In the field Dust is rising She is here She has come For your SKIN (Ungodly wailing, demonic screaming, howls of suffering and torment etc)
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Infinity Land 05:14
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Don’t leave me, don’t run away Please, don’t leave me, no! Please, please stay I’ll build a shrine I’ll blow your mind Your skull will shine Don’t worry, that’s just the taste of beer, don’t worry I’ll make some room in my fridge for you...

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"Take a pinch of Raincoats, add a tablespoon of early Swans, sauté in the first Stooges album and add half a brick. Put it in a sock. Bon appétit!" — Bruce Russell, The Dead C

Are you ready to experience the tenebrous chaos of Moider Mother?
Aotearoa's original dance-punk dream-pop miserablist Nick Harte (Shocking Pinks — Flying Nun / DFA) is back with his wholesome family band. Fed on a diet of horror cinema and chronic illness, femme fatale Hannah Harte and her son Noah bring their confrontational “moider maul” to inexplicable heights.

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released April 20, 2024

Written by Moider Mother, Ōtautahi 2023.
Recorded live to 2 track reel-to-reel.
Produced, mixed and cover designed by Nick Harte.
Engineered by Robin Osborn.
Back cover photography by Kay McGowan.
Insert drawing by Trace Hodgson.

Leather Jacket Records Ōtautahi. Catalogue Nº LJR18.
Pressed by Stebbings in Aotearoa New Zealand.
Cut by Independent Mastering, Nashville.

Thank you to:
Ethan McKay, Robin Osborn, Mattias McGregor, Kay & John, Trace, Anne, Canterbury All Breeds Cat Club, Yvonne Pender, Saltbox Studios, RDU 98.5FM, Jack Lanham, Nik Coulter-Hunt, John Chrisstoffels, Jo, Alison, Rebecca, Loan, Elise, Robbie, Henry, Ahmed, Lisa, Clementine Valentine, Grecco Romank, Am Himmel, Matt Middleton, Snuff Jazz, Michael McClelland, Heavenly Creatures, Marie, James, LSD Fundraiser, Darkroom, Feather, Space Academy, Lyttelton Coffee Co, MDTH

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Moider Mother Christchurch, New Zealand

Cults, cannibals & killers; these are a few of our favourite things. They comprise the putrescent heart of wholesome family band Moider Mother. Hannah Harte: howl, Nick Harte: decalescent
hermeneutics, Noah McKay: membrane.

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